Nelson Muntz: I like to sit up here and make fun of the sunset. Hey, gas ball! You suck!

Nelson Muntz: Haw-haw! I touched your heart!


Lisa Simpson: That's not the Milhouse I know.
Nelson Muntz: Ha ha! You know Milhouse!


Bart Simpson: I've had this planned for a long time. We're gonna egg Skinner's house.
Nelson Muntz: We've already egged his car, his house, and his father's grave. How is this gonna be any different?
Bart Simpson: Because we're using an ostrich egg.
[all gasp]
Bart Simpson: Usually you can't get them unless you buy an ostrich and wait.
Donny: How much of it is yolk?
Bart Simpson: The whole thing!
Nelson Muntz, Donny: Ooooh!
Nelson Muntz: Hard to believe this came out of some animal's butt. It's beautiful in it's own way.


lol

"omg your blind Ok no one messes with this kid!!!"

lol, last nights ep was pretty good...

when bart & millhouse stop time, & they stop it in the middle of nelson laughing at homer. "HA (pants comes off) HUH!?"

or when nelson makes a dork xylophone to try & be a member of the krusty crew!