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highkyguy
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 29
Join date : 2010-03-21
Age : 36
Location : Hell for Certian, KY
| Subject: Best of Homer  Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:22 pm | |
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"BE quite brain or i'll stab you with a Q-tip" | |
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highkyguy
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 29
Join date : 2010-03-21
Age : 36
Location : Hell for Certian, KY
| | Subject: Best of Homer Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:27 pm | |
| [center]Heh, Heh, Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe... Just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos! | |
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highkyguy
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 29
Join date : 2010-03-21
Age : 36
Location : Hell for Certian, KY
| | Subject: Best of Homer Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:28 pm | |
| If you really want some thing in life you have to work for it!!! Now quite, they're about to announce the lottery numbers  | |
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highkyguy
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 29
Join date : 2010-03-21
Age : 36
Location : Hell for Certian, KY
| | Subject: BEST OF HOMER Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:30 pm | |
| “I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!" | |
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hsklynx
Marge, Looks After The Kids
Posts : 374
Join date : 2010-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:06 pm | |
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xoxo:]xoxo
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 2
Join date : 2010-06-14
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:05 pm | |
| LOL ;D
Homer: "Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home till 3am!"
Marge: "Have fun!"
and:
Homer: " So what are you gonna do? Send out the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, DO YOUR WORST!"
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
LOVETHATONE! ^
I LOL'D!
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kyransparda
Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 42
Join date : 2010-12-10
Age : 34
Location : Malaysia
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:42 pm | |
| "Please don't kill me. I have a family, kill them!!" XDXDXD | |
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SkittleE
Admin
Posts : 1642
Join date : 2010-03-26
Age : 25
Location : Laughing at people's pain
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:52 pm | |
| "It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy."
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'" | |
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kyransparda
Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 42
Join date : 2010-12-10
Age : 34
Location : Malaysia
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:57 am | |
| "Kiss my hairy yellow butt..." =====> CLASSIC!!! | |
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SkittleE
Admin
Posts : 1642
Join date : 2010-03-26
Age : 25
Location : Laughing at people's pain
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:14 am | |
| "Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." | |
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