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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| Subject: Best of Homer  Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:17 pm | |
| Hm..homer quotes..Got one!
"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." | |
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hsklynx
Marge, Looks After The Kids
Posts : 374
Join date : 2010-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:19 pm | |
| Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:24 pm | |
| Lol and we were just talking about that ;D | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:25 pm | |
| "Ned: Hi diggly hey neighbor!
Homer: OH MY GOD THIS DUDE DOES THE BEST FLANDERS! You got the moustache, and the diddly.
Ned: Heh heh heh...Homer it's me, Ned Flanders.
Homer: Oh right, the God dude." | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:40 pm | |
| "If he is so smart, how come he is dead?" | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:41 pm | |
| "The food was not undelicious." | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:41 pm | |
| "I'll tell people what to think. Now you tell me what to think." | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:42 pm | |
| "Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but ... (munch munch munch) mmm ... sacrelicious." | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:43 pm | |
| "Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" | |
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Bart The Dare Devil
Posts : 78
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 33
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SrBumbleBeeMan
Moderator
Posts : 17
Join date : 2010-03-22
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:44 pm | |
| - z wrote:
- "Ned: Hi diggly hey neighbor!
Homer: OH MY GOD THIS DUDE DOES THE BEST FLANDERS! You got the moustache, and the diddly.
Ned: Heh heh heh...Homer it's me, Ned Flanders.
Homer: Oh right, the God dude." WE HAVE A KITCHEN? | |
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ozzy554
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 5
Join date : 2010-03-23
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:40 am | |
| "Ladies of springfield your problems are going to be flanserd, ned flanserd that is"
"Im getting blue pants in the morning"
"Changing room.....uh oh"
Homer: Computer kill flanders
Ned: my ears are burnin
Homer: Good now finish the job | |
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Killanon3
Lisa The Smart One
Posts : 163
Join date : 2010-03-22
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:55 pm | |
| "I am so smart, smrt i mean, smart." | |
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Killanon3
Lisa The Smart One
Posts : 163
Join date : 2010-03-22
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:55 pm | |
| lol, Batmans a scientist!? | |
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PoisonLenny
Admin
Posts : 114
Join date : 2010-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:50 pm | |
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I think the hook is in my brain!.... bobble poonum pachowi, package board baby, bordle bordle bordle | |
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drekkinit
Lisa The Smart One
Posts : 164
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 37
Location : Hopedale, MA
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thebodysnatcher0
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 28
Join date : 2010-03-23
Age : 34
Location : usa
| | Subject: Quotes Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:20 am | |
| (about the dog getting neutered)
[Homer]: Yea well uh funny thing about that, On our way to the clinic I decided to give him a night his wang would never forget. | |
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LisaLvsScience
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 14
Join date : 2010-03-22
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:33 am | |
| 'son... the menopause is where the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunter' | |
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thebodysnatcher0
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 28
Join date : 2010-03-23
Age : 34
Location : usa
| | Subject: Best of Homer Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:39 am | |
| Dr. Hibbert: Homer I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a corornary bypass operation
Homer: Say it in english doc
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker
Homer: Can you dumb it down a shade
Homer: Oh doctor I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.
Homer: Kids kids, I'm not gonna die that only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln
Homer: Uh he sold poison milk to school children. | |
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drekkinit
Lisa The Smart One
Posts : 164
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 37
Location : Hopedale, MA
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:43 pm | |
| oh man, is this even a discussion? everything homer doe is funny! | |
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drekkinit
Lisa The Smart One
Posts : 164
Join date : 2010-03-22
Age : 37
Location : Hopedale, MA
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:43 pm | |
| one of my favorites is the homer clones. even peter griffen is in the crowd! | |
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thebodysnatcher0
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 28
Join date : 2010-03-23
Age : 34
Location : usa
| | Subject: Best of Homer Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:11 pm | |
| Poor dumb Country Mouse can't even count
Rubes! so many rubes! pounding me with their jetskis please no rubes!
You can't sexfire me I sexquit! | |
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rosettabella
Maggie the n00b
Posts : 4
Join date : 2010-04-05
Age : 31
Location : Innisfail
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:11 am | |
| I laughed so much when i saw this lol........ Homer Simpson: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?  | |
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PoisonLenny
Admin
Posts : 114
Join date : 2010-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:38 am | |
| Thats because you were drunk!!! | |
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Bruelock
Lisa The Smart One
Posts : 101
Join date : 2010-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Best of Homer Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:51 am | |
| I like this from episode "Three Gays in a Condo"
Homer: Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and I
won't be homw until 3 a.m!
Marge: Have fun..!
I LMAO. XD | |
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