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PostSubject: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:17 pm

Hm..homer quotes..Got one!

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:19 pm

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:24 pm

Lol and we were just talking about that ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:25 pm

"Ned: Hi diggly hey neighbor!
Homer: OH MY GOD THIS DUDE DOES THE BEST FLANDERS! You got the moustache, and the diddly.
Ned: Heh heh heh...Homer it's me, Ned Flanders.
Homer: Oh right, the God dude."
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:40 pm

"If he is so smart, how come he is dead?"
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:41 pm

"The food was not undelicious."
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:41 pm

"I'll tell people what to think. Now you tell me what to think."
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:42 pm

"Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but ... (munch munch munch) mmm ... sacrelicious."
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:43 pm

"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:44 pm

"Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead." CUTE Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:44 pm

z wrote:
"Ned: Hi diggly hey neighbor!
Homer: OH MY GOD THIS DUDE DOES THE BEST FLANDERS! You got the moustache, and the diddly.
Ned: Heh heh heh...Homer it's me, Ned Flanders.
Homer: Oh right, the God dude."

WE HAVE A KITCHEN?
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:40 am

"Ladies of springfield your problems are going to be flanserd, ned flanserd that is"

"Im getting blue pants in the morning"

"Changing room.....uh oh"

Homer: Computer kill flanders
Ned: my ears are burnin
Homer: Good now finish the job
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:55 pm

"I am so smart, smrt i mean, smart."
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:55 pm

lol, Batmans a scientist!?
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:50 pm


I think the hook is in my brain!.... bobble poonum pachowi, package board baby, bordle bordle bordle

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PostSubject: this one is   Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:28 pm

"stupid sexy flanders" cheers lol!
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PostSubject: Quotes   Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:20 am

(about the dog getting neutered)
[Homer]: Yea well uh funny thing about that, On our way to the clinic I decided to give him a night his wang would never forget.
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:33 am

'son... the menopause is where the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunter'
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PostSubject: Best of Homer   Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:39 am

Dr. Hibbert: Homer I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a corornary bypass operation
Homer: Say it in english doc
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker
Homer: Can you dumb it down a shade


Homer: Oh doctor I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.


Homer: Kids kids, I'm not gonna die that only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln
Homer: Uh he sold poison milk to school children.
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:43 pm

oh man, is this even a discussion? everything homer doe is funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:43 pm

one of my favorites is the homer clones. even peter griffen is in the crowd!
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PostSubject: Best of Homer   Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:11 pm

Poor dumb Country Mouse can't even count


Rubes! so many rubes! pounding me with their jetskis please no rubes!






You can't sexfire me I sexquit!
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:11 am

I laughed so much when i saw this lol........




Homer Simpson: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?




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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:38 am

Thats because you were drunk!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Best of Homer   Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:51 am

I like this from episode "Three Gays in a Condo"

Homer: Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and I
won't be homw until 3 a.m!

Marge: Have fun..!


I LMAO. XD
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