Moe: "Say, Barn. Uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?"
Barney: "Oh ho, oh yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe."
Moe: "The results came back today."
(Marge gives Moe a sweater)
Moe: "Ah, that's so nice and soft and cuddly-whats that gag? Is it full of chiggers?"
Marge: "No no! All that went into that sweater is yarn and love!"
Moe: "Aw, I think I have something in my eye...Piece of glass. Well, thanks!"
^That quote was based on when I last watched Moe Baby Blues, which was a while ago, so it probably isn't entirely accurate.